Book excerpt: The world has never seen a phenomenon like President Donald J. Trump. How a trashy billionaire with no government experience pushed his way into the most powerful job on earth is a question nobody can really answer. The authors of Trumpocalypse propose some reasons he walks among us-is he really a berserk android? They prophesy what terrors may await-lifestyle cannibalism? A new spate of witch burnings? Worse? Trumpocalypse is a time capsule packed with care by Horrified Press. Pray we can retrieve it later and laugh about how bad we thought it would be. Pray hard.