Book excerpt: A wise man, (wiser than my brother Bill), once said: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." I don't know what that has to do with this book, but it sure says a lot about my brother Bill. My life on the other hand is like a banana split. When people look at me they see a mostly vanilla ice cream, cherry-on-top, kind of guy. Everything seems pretty normal. Oh sure, there are some cracked peanuts sprinkled on top, but that only warns them that I may be a teensy-weensy bit nuts. What they really can't see, is that under it all...I've gone bananas! A hilarious book sure to make you laugh.