Book excerpt: What would happen if every conservative nightmare came true? What if there really was a War On Christmas Killer? What if the Deep State really was a Socialist enclave in San Francisco? What if extreme Leftists ganged up on the poopy president's party of unwashed wrestling fans? "Happy Ending" — "the feel-good comedy satire of the year" — is what would happen. Award-winner Doug Elfman has written "the liberal revenge fantasy for our times.” Prepare yourself for wild sex and violence in this laugh-a-minute comedy which will leave conservatives shaking in their bootstraps.