Book excerpt: Piss off the hot farmer ✔ Find out I'll be living in a funeral home ✔ Meet my new pet pig Petunia ✔ Day one in town proved one thing. . .I'm screwed. Welcome to Mudville, home of KISSING BOOKS, a standalone small town, opposites attract, fish out of water romantic comedy with lots of kissing (and other things), a cocky farmer, a sassy misplaced heroine with too many animals, some crazy locals, and a very happy ending for all of them! For fans of the laugh out loud, romantic comedy novels and series like those by Pippa Grant, Lili Valenti, Penelope Ward, Vi Keeland, Avery Flynn, Lauren Blakely, Kennedy Fox and Helena Hunting.