Book excerpt: These are the original commandments of pot etiquette. The time has come . . . And this is it . . . Finally, this is the complete list of confirmed laws of conduct that will steer you, direct you, teach you, and remind you of not only what actions and behaviors are correct and acceptable but also what is inappropriate and will not be tolerated within the pot-smoking community. This is a concrete, real-world, user-friendly step-by-step everyday manual, handbook, and guide meant to lead, direct, teach, and correct any and all stoners. The techniques and the rules are intended to keep you from embarrassing the pot-smoking community, your friends, and yourself! No matter your age, size, color, origin, or citizenship, these commandments are for everyone, from the novice beginner to the seasoned veteran. These teachings and handed-down laws can be applied in every imaginable smoking situation. Learn the rites, which have been tried through centuries and generations.