Book excerpt: "This is the funniest children's book I have ever read. Roll over Beethoven, there's a new St. Bernard in town " --Stephanie Miller, Nationally syndicated Radio Host The Stephanie Miller Show "This book grows on you like Chester--it starts out with puppy-like joy and ultimately fills the page with huge, bounding happiness." --W. Bruce Cameron, Author 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter "This book is funny, silly, sweet and lovable, just like Chester If you ever loved a dog, you'll love this book." --Cathryn Michon, Author The Grrl Genius Guide to Life After a very long and boring day at school, Allyson discovers that her neighbor Joanne, has a litter of eleven St. Bernard puppies When Allyson goes over to play with the puppies, she ends up falling in love with a bigheaded, blue-eyed puppy and decides to take him home. Only Allyson has major problems to overcome. Her parents won't let her have another dog, because they're too busy taking care of baby Emily, who just poops all day. On top of that, Allyson's other dogs, Puffy and PooBear dislike anything that's smaller than them. This humorous story is about what it's like to be a small dog, trying to make it in a big dog's world. Visit: Chesterthestbernard.com