Book excerpt: You’d think I had it all: Pro hockey player ✔️ Great family ✔️ Emotionally available for a girlfriend ✔️ Except I might be cursed. Bad stuff just happens to me. I fell asleep only for someone to draw genitals on my face? Pictures go viral. Got a spider bite, should be fine, right? It's close to my most prized body part, aka now melons. Found the perfect woman? She’s my team captain’s younger sister. I’m a goner for Sunny. Obsessed. Head over heels. But I will do whatever it takes to have her forever, even if her brother does try to remove me from this earthly plane.