Book excerpt: The urge to get even, to settle the score, is a natural human desire -- and far healthier than wolfing down chocolate doughnuts or whining to a therapist after a love affair has sunk like the Titanic. In this handy little book revenge becomes an art form. When is revenge appropriate? What degree of revenge is called for? The Woman's Book of Revenge lays out a code of conduct and advocates creativity and catharsis, in addition to recommending delicious revenge-oriented products and services. Whether you're sewing a chicken leg into his mattress or calling time information in Tokyo and leaving his phone off the hook, this book helps you get over your anger with humor, imagination, and, if need be, action!