Book excerpt: This student handbook has everything you really need to know about Riverdale High! Join Riverdale High - it's a school like no other! Josie and the Pussycat's have edited the school song, there's Veronica's first-day-of-school style tips and Cheryl Blossom's guide to staying on top of the cheerleading pyramid. The Riverdale High Student Handbook looks like an ordinary school guide - there are class photos, a campus map and student guidelines from Principal Weatherbee. But pasted across the cafeteria offerings is a Pop's diner menu with 'Eat here instead' scribbled over it ... and Jason Blossom's senior portrait is crossed out in red pen.