Book excerpt: Your Tamagotchi egg is a big responsibility and you will want to be prepared for its arrival. You want to be a good parent, but there is so much to consider. Where does a new parent go for the best possible advice? Well, look no more, Tamagotchi Egg: The Unofficial Guide, Intentionally Useless Advice for the Shell-Shocked Parent offers expert advice on the many concerns and questions naturally associated with being a new parent. We'll show you how to eggproof you home to insure the safest possible environment for your new addition. You will find advice on how to handle those hectic early days, how to ready yourself for those transitional middle days, and how best to cope with those crazy teenage days. And there's more, you'll find information on: - Building that nest egg for your Tamagotchi's education - Egg care: the early days - An Egg Diary to keep track of your egg's development - Naming your egg - Scrambled eggs: advice to parents on childhood problems - Eggproofing your home - Advice column: Ask Dr. Oeuf And much more. Whether you are an experienced or first-time parent, you will find Tamagatchi Egg: The Unofficial, Intentionally Useless Advice for the Shell-Shocked Parent is a must for the well-nurtured egg.