Book excerpt: Matt Groening’s newest collection of comic stories, Simpsons Comics Chaos, is an uproarious, free-for-all of mirth and mayhem! Pandemonium breaks loose in Springfield when one cellphone call causes a commotion of cosmic proportions. Then, it’s a hard knock life for Bart when a prank lands him in the Springfield Orphanage, where he is subjected to gruel and unusual punishment by Mr. Burns. Adding to the confusion, Homer decides to get a tattoo to prove his love to Marge and Krusty quits show biz to work at of all places . . . the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant! And Ned Flanders suffers a bout of “Vertigo”-areeno when he becomes obsessed with a woman who is a dead ringer for his dearly departed wife! Then, Homer, Barney, and Duffman spring into action to save Duff Industries and the savory secret behind their new special brew . . . and stay tuned as some minor characters make some major moves by “spinning off” into their very own uninspired television series!