Book excerpt: "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" series is being made into a movie and maybe a TV series. C.J. Phillips and cohorts have scoured much of the western world to bring you this book of funny bathroom gibberish. Attempts were made to keep the contents of all "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" volumes as disgustingly respectable as possible (good luck!). Unlike other graffiti books which present any kind of graffiti, this book concentrates on wall-writing that’s funny. "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" is comprised of several volumes and likely the funniest collection of bathroom graffiti ever published. Samples from the book series are below. Stand close, don't flatter yourself. -- If you shake more than once you're playing with it. -- Toilet paper compliments of Idaho Sand and Gravel Company. -- Misery is a flooded stall and a hole in your shoe. -- Hormone are a big bust. -- Archaeologists date everything. This book includes two sexual additional books. Your books are presented in this order: 1) The World’s Funniest Bathroom Graffiti – Volume 2 2) The A-spot Orgasm: The Elusive Super Orgasm 3) 100 Great Lines To Put in Your Personal Ad