Book excerpt: It's a good bet you don't know me. But who wouldn't want to read somebody else's diary? At the time of starting this project, my first thoughts (If I'm honest) were only real losers keep diaries. But the more I thought about it, the more appealing and cooler it sounded. I - Jason James Johnson.....The Diary Keeper! It sounded mysterious, it sounded exotic (almost). Maybe I would gain some form of super-power, and wherever I walk in the future diaries will fling towards me. The secrets I would find out would be amazing! So here it is - My diary as such; or more of a record of crazy events that happened over the course of a year. Enjoy.