Book excerpt: A lovable yet inept drama crew -- with a director wired on Frankenstein energy drinks -- attempts to tackle a traditional Christmas show but with more energy. A mash-up of A Christmas Carol and Death of a Salesman with cheerleaders might just work. The put-upon stage manager is trying to get into the spirit of the season by not yelling at the lazy actors, the Narrator is forced to dress as Santa Claus (with an ant-infested costume), and the actors tie themselves in knots trying to understand a script that makes no sense but has coupons in it. Also, can you really cast a gigantic person as Tiny Tim? As long as we stop laughing, we'll find out! Christmas comedy One-act. 30-35 minutes 10-20+ actors, gender flexible