Book excerpt: A selection of 3 Comedy Murder Mystery Play scripts written by Lee Mueller. "Stay As Dead As You Are" - Haldeman High is having a class reunion. During the festivities, two people are injured by lawn "Jarts". Luckily, Detective Joe Mamet is in attendance and plans to solve this attempted murder mystery. "Remains To Be Seen" - A body is found in a steamer trunk on the back of a "U-Move-It" rental truck. But as Detective Goodman and Badham find, it's not as easy as tracking down the last person who rented the truck. "I'm Getting Murdered In The Morning" - During the garter toss at Brenda and Eddie's Reception, a mysterious man is killed on the dance floor. The mysterious man has ties to both the Groom's and Bride's families. Nonetheless, "damage control" guru - Mr. Parker believes everything is fine.