Book excerpt: Big John was not your ordinary budgie smuggler. He was a legend in the Australian beach culture, known for his size and comedic antics. This book chronicles the life of Big John and the evolution of the budgie smugglers, a fashion trend that became synonymous with Australian beaches.In this book, we take a lighthearted and comical approach to explore the adventures of Big John and the budgie smugglers. From his birth to his rise to fame, we delve into the culture and the people that shaped his journey ( REALLY SHAPED HIS JOURNEY ). We also explore the impact that Big John and the budgie smugglers had on Australian beach culture and the wider fashion world. Each chapter in this book is filled with hilarious anecdotes, witty dialogues, and memorable characters. From tourists who mistake Big John for his beached whale to a fashion show on the beach, there is never a dull moment in Big John's world.