Book excerpt: The Simpsons Merchandise Guide for all Simpsons Lovers “What are the two things every Simpsons’ collector needs? This book and shelves! “ ─Stephanie Gillis, Writer on The Simpsons #1 New Release in Antiques and Collectibles This quirky book unleashes the entire story of all Simpsons merchandise, spanning decades. Warren Evans, the Bart of Darkness, details a massive collection of rare Simpsons memorabilia. Jump right into 90s nostalgia! Simpsons lovers everywhere, explore the explosion of Simpsons merchandise and products right in the comfort of your own home. From action figures, video games, comics, lunch boxes, and yes, even cookie jars, this book is a collector's paradise full of insightful information. The perfect collector’s item to have! This full-color guide features high quality photos of Simpsons-inspired products and is the perfect gift for Simpsons lovers as well as fans of Friends, Family Guy, and other classics! Inside: • Read for fun: all of the words of Warren Evans, a note-worthy expert on The Simpsons family • Find full-colored photographs of Simpsons merchandise and collector items from the beginning of the Simpsons dynasty If you're looking for one of the best books for TV nerds who like The Big Bang Theory, Welcome to Dunder Mifflin, or The Simpsons Secret, then Collecting the Simpsons belongs right on your bookshelf!