Book excerpt: Puffy, The Grand Archmage of the Camp Rainbow Circle (a gathering of gay mages and cross dressers) is dying, due to a strange and debilitating curse. He unexpectedly sends for several individuals with questionable backgrounds and morals to find a cure. This band of misfits includes Basher, an alcoholic dwarf from The Ale Appreciation Association, who boasts an insatiable sexual appetite. Busty Valentine, a well endowed valkerie with a passion for bar room brawls. An elf called Jeremy, a one hundred and forty year old virgin who is terrified of women. Then finally Darcy Powerpuff, a shy hermit and sexually confused mage from The Camp Rainbow Circle, whose only real companion is his mischievous house goblin Silky. The Grand Puff (Puffy) sends for this rabble and gives them the quest of locating the legendary faerie dragons. Follow them on their quest, as they fight, hump and drink their way out of, but more often than not into trouble. Have they been told the whole truth, and have they all bitten off more than they can chew