Book excerpt: Lars has always been the smallest guy on every soccer team he’s ever played on. So when his team’s captain, Vinnie, makes the guys play against the girls, he’s chosen to switch to the other side, to even out the teams. Sadly for Lars, that means putting on the pink girls’ outfit for one humiliating afternoon. But when the girls win the little fun match, Lars discovers that there are perks to playing with the girls; he gets invited out for celebratory drinks, and one thing leads to another—and let’s just say that wearing the girly outfit was a small price to pay for a lot of fun. Now, the girls want to play with Lars again, this time in an upcoming league game. Lars is just excited to get another shot at the girls. Nobody tells him that it’s a game for an all-girls tournament. Ad the girls have him so distracted, he doesn’t even realize that they’ve been grooming him to be a girl for their team.