Book excerpt: Trial Lawyer/EXCUSEMAN. Jordan Margolis, never minds his own business. Or sticks to what he knows. Unfortunately for his reluctant Official Excuses' editor, Jordo continuously torments him to publish both a children's book, and a bodice-ripping, romance novel. Simutaneously, Jordo cant avoid getting mixed up in another political brouhaha; when former President Bush, who is indicted for War Crimes by Iran, hires "that sumabitch Margolis" to defend him, by turning Ahmadinejad's Show Trial into a Three Ring Circus. As always, Excuseman winds up on television, matching wits and Super Hero Costumes with Stephen Colbert, while challenging The Colbert Nation, much as does America.