Book excerpt: What if Susan, Esther, and Daisy hadn't become friends on their first day of university?? The world as we know it would be completely different! Or at least...moderately different! It's the darkest timeline for our favorite students. Daisy is an Enya-blasting hermit, Susan violently dislikes her, and Esther falls in with the awful League of Former Head Girls. Original artist Lissa Treiman returns for this oversized special with 40 pages of story and art!