Book excerpt: “This grown-up parody of Goodnight Moon focuses heavily on college specifics, like what classes to pick . . . and what to pack vs. what to leave behind.” —WDSU News You’re off to college—it’s gonna be life-changing! Follow this book’s advice to make it amazing! This bittersweet and humorous guide to college life features practical tips combined with funny, full color illustrations. You’ll learn: How to survive orientation Why to choose courses that you’ll love How TAs can save your brain Why flip flops are a must How often to change your sheets Where to make new friends How to balance class and fun And more!!!