Book excerpt: "Grumpy Old Man" Blank Lined 6x9 Journal & Notebook, 120 Ruled Pages A fun gag gift for dad's birthday, grandpa's birthday, Grandparent's Day, or Father's Day! This funny notebook & journal is a cool multi-purpose book for taking notes, planning your day, writing a daily to do list, jotting down ideas, keeping a diary, journaling, creative writing, and more. A simple design with blank lined pages for you to write any thoughts you'd like! If one of your work colleagues or boss is retiring soon and you're looking for a novelty retirement gift, this notebook makes a great retirement humor farewell present. Features: 120 Wide Ruled Pages (60 Sheets) Dimensions: 6" x 9" (Inches) Paperback Book Easy To Carry Size Matte Finished Cover White Paper (Lined)