Book excerpt: For those of us whose ten bitcoins have started leaking, and find it will no longer be contained within the confines of one's virtual wallet, this book is written specifically for you. While part of the joke with this book's predecessor is the cost of the book, I do not believe bitcoins are accepted by the owner of this site. Thus, spend as much as the seller wants for this book, and pay for expedited shipping to exacerbate the wastefulness of this purchase. As a moral imperative, we all must accept that there are two sides to every opinion. Thus, as a corollary to "An Engineer's Attempt to Explain Personal Finance," and to keep up with the progressive nature of currency, I present "How to Waste Ten Bitcoins." For those who invested early in bitcoin, and are able to sell in time to realize the gain, check out other classics such as "Color Me! Blank Pages" for $99.99 and "Color Me! Uncolorable" for $999.99. These books are available at bookstores online, and through the "Color Me!" series Facebook page (facebook.com/ColorMeAdultColoringBook/).