Book excerpt: Outrageous, hilarious, soon to be banned, Funny Stuff No One Asked For is a collection of jokes, yarns and other stuff to make your friends laugh (or hate you), from award-winning Aussie radio presenters Jimmy and Nath. Top-rating radio larrikins and self-proclaimed funnymen Jimmy & Nath are on a mission to make you laugh–whether you like it or not. Cringe-worthy dad jokes. Creative insults and nicknames for the workplace. Pick-up lines you really, really, really shouldn't use, and side-splitting stories from your favourite celebs. The funny stuff within these pages has a 99%* chance of brightening your day, helping you get lucky, improving your watercooler chat and, in some cases, earning you a slap in the face. It's the book of unexpected joy that nobody asked for, but everyone needs. *Results may vary; consult your GP if symptoms persist. 'RUN NOW FOR THIS BOOK. GO GET IT BEFORE IT GOES. AND BUY YOUR OWN BOOK, DON'T READ ANYONE ELSE'S!' JESSICA MAUBOY (SINGER/ONE OF THE LOVELIEST HUMANS ON THE PLANET/AUSTRALIA'S SWEETHEART) 'YEAH THEY ARE PRETTY FUNNY, THESE GUYS ... SO STOP READING THIS AND BUY THE BOOK.' AMY SHARK (SINGER/SONGWRITER/INCREDIBLE PARKER OF CARS) 'I RECEIVED MY COPY OF THE BOOK EARLY AND I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO LEAVE THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN IN STITCHES EVER SINCE.' TONES AND I (ONE OF AUSTRALIA'S MOST STREAMED ARTISTS/GRAMMY NOMINEE/OBSESSED WITH JIMMY & NATH) 'I DON'T EVEN, LIKE, READ BOOKS, BECAUSE THAT'S HARD. BUT IF IT'S A BOOK FULL OF JOKES I COULD READ THAT, AND LIKE, I WILL BUY YOUR BOOK AND I WILL READ IT. CAUSE I THINK THAT'S A FUN TIME AND AN EASY READ.' MEGHAN TRAINOR (GRAMMY-WINNING SINGER-SONGWRITER) 'THESE TWO MEN THAT I MET ON A 5-MINUTE ZOOM, EVERYBODY BUY THEIR BOOK BECAUSE THEY'RE HILARIOUS.' JOJO SIWA (SINGER/DANCING SENSATION) 'YOUR SHIT HAS ME LAUGHING OUT LOUD, CONGRATS BOYS ON ALWAYS CRACKING ME UP!' MARK CUBAN (BUSINESSMAN/FILM PRODUCER/TV PERSONALITY) 'THIS BOOK ABSOLUTELY F#%&S JUST LIKE JIMMY & NATH DO!' TEDDY SWIMS (SINGER/SUPER-SEXY MOTHERF#&%ER) 'IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER READ, SO FUNNY.' DASHA (SINGER/ALLEGED CANDLE THIEF) 'I WOULD LOVE TO READ THAT BOOK.' MADISON BEER (GRAMMY-NOMINATED ARTIST) 'WHEN I FIRST MET YALL I FELT LIKE I HAD KNOWN YOU FOR YEARS–YOUR BOOK BETTER BE BETTER THEN HOW YOU PLAY CORNHOLE, CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY AGAIN!' LAINEY WILSON (GRAMMY-WINNING COUNTRY MUSIC ARTIST/SUPER-TALENTED CORNHOLE PLAYER)