Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where’s My Side of Toe Cheese?
Download or Read eBook Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where’s My Side of Toe Cheese? PDF written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2016-05-08 with total page 23 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle.
Author | : Donald Rump |
Publisher | : Donald Rump |
Total Pages | : 23 |
Release | : 2016-05-08 |
ISBN-10 | : 9781533737649 |
ISBN-13 | : 1533737649 |
Rating | : 4/5 (49 Downloads) |
Book Synopsis Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where’s My Side of Toe Cheese? by : Donald Rump
Book excerpt: Earl Muggs wanted a wife. Instead, he got the devil, or close to it. His witch of a wife Helga doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean, and certainly doesn’t polish yours truly. Gagnabbit! So what’s a man to do? Get revenge, that’s what! And mental midget Muggs knows just how… Approximately 1,200 words. WARNING: Contains toe cheese.