Book excerpt: Funny Love Don't Pay The Bills notebook journal with 100 ruled pages, ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then with or without curse words. This notebook has a convenient size to carry anywhere with you for writing, journaling, doodling and note taking. Give it to a dear friend of colleague who likes to kiss butts on a regular basis and put a smile on their face. Features Unique design with a funny title Can be used as a diary, journal and notebook 100 ruled pages of lined paper High-quality white paper Professionally designed thick cover Perfect for gel, pen, ink, marker or pencils 6" x 9" dimensions; portable size for school, home or work This Love Don't Pay The Bills journal is the perfect book gift idea for birthdays, anniversaries, New Years Eve, Hanukkah, Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving, graduation, Labor Day, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day or any special occasion. This sarcastic journal notebook makes an hilarious gag gift for yourself or anyone special with a great sense of humor.