Book excerpt: The holidays are when we goTo grandmas house right through the snowWe love her turkey cannot lieUntil gran gets that look in her eyeOne drink Two drinkThree drinkFourGrandma suddenly remembers the warRemember why to keep a straight faceWhen light dinner conversation turns to raceEven while the gifts unwrapGrandma won't shut up about the japsBlack peopleBrown peoplePolish or Jew Our grandmother probably hates youOn the drive home our daddy will sayRemember we didn't bring you up that wayDad claims to be an equality defenderUntil the conversation, turns to gender