Book excerpt: Patagonia Clatterbottom is very cross. Other pirates have ambushed the Pirate School's food. So, she's going to teach the children – Smudge, Flo, Ziggy and Corkella – how to make a proper pirate attack and get their food back. But things go wrong, and all the teachers are captured! Luckily the children have a plan – and some friendly dolphins are helping as well. Jeremy Strong knows just what children like and just what makes them laugh. Be prepared for giggles! Jeremy Strong's Pirate School: The Bun Gun was featured in the brand-new series of Jackanory.