Book excerpt: Ready, Set, Whine! is an amusing collection of thoughts and jokes. As the saying goes, in vino veritas, and so Dr. Elbert D. Glover shares the truths and witticisms he has found over the years of being a connoisseur of all kinds of wine. Anyone who loves wine will enjoy his insights and musings. About the Author Dr. Elbert D. Glover is an American researcher and author in the field of tobacco addiction and smoking cessation. After several academic positions, he retired as professor emeritus at the University of Maryland at College Park School of Public Health where he served as Chairperson of the Department of Behavioral and Community Health from 2005 to his retirement in 2015. Moreover, he was an entrepreneur, editor, publisher, co-founder and principal owner of Health Behavior and Policy Review and owner, editor, and publisher of American Journal of Health Behavior and Tobacco Regulatory Science. Glover was the founder of the American Academy of Health Behavior and served as its first president from 1997 to 2001. He is a wine collector and has traveled the world enjoying what the world has to offer in terms of wine and wine humor.