Book excerpt: Behind each great piece of software is a talented, concientious team of hardworking individuals dedicated to producing the highest quality product using internationally accepted best practices and industry standards. And then there are these guys. Meet Desmond: star programmer and ukulele player. Owen: a project manager who should maybe try thinking inside the box. Marketroid: robot marketer extraordinaire. If you've ever worked in software, or know someone who has, you'll enjoy Not Invented Here.