Book excerpt: PLEASE NOTE: Although this short story is part of the IRISH LOTTERY SERIES, it's a complete story, and can be enjoyed without having read the previous books. The Floods are shopping down the town, and Fionnuala is gasping! She wants a cup of tea, milky with three sugars, at the Kebabalicious. The fast food chain has attempted to go upmaket with a swanky new self-serve tea and coffee corner, and Fionnuala is excited to check it out. And she's also desperate to rest her aching feet. But will she be able to find a table for herself, mother Maureen, children Siofa, Padraig and Dymphna, and Dymphna's three squealing wanes? Fionnuala's sharp elbows and tongue are twitching, ready for the task...