Book excerpt: In the world of dating and hook-ups, women know that there are no guarantees and there's not always a "happily ever after"—but there is a hell of a lot of fun to be had! Based on the blog of the same name, The Girl's Guide to Depravity is a sassy handbook comprised of fifty-five rules, several how-to's, charts, graphs, quizzes, and more for all modern women trying to navigate the world's topsy-turvy dating scene. This no-holds-barred guide is perfect for young women who aren't ashamed of their sexuality, are fed up with all the boring, conventional relationship rules, and desire to avoid all the touchy-feely bullshit in the hopes of becoming happily depraved. A thirteen-episode tie-in TV show premiered on Cinemax in February 2012, and both the show and book promise to be shocking, fearless, fun, therapeutic—and wildly entertaining!