Book excerpt: The Council of Ancients returns to wreak irreverent havoc in the life of classic antihero, R.T. Stone. His latest mission? Deliver a new book of the Bible as told through the lives of not one, but two, reluctant saviors sent to save humankind. First, Stone must dodge assassination attempts, grapple with the amorous advances of an enchanting seductress, and face his own mortality. Will he learn to laugh with the Fates or will he succumb to the fear of life