Book excerpt: O'Connor shares his insights into an array of universal topics, such as: Interpersonal Communication: On successful chat-up lines; Literature: There's One Yawn Every Minute [On book awards]; Women's Studies: The Irish Male -- A User's Manual; International Book Fairs: Fondling Foreigners in Frankfurt; Nutritional Science: Tongue-Fu for Beginners - Food and Sex; British Geography: The Beautiful Norf [Exploring Finsbury]. So join the Irish Male's on his final heart-stopping ride towards the dawn of the new cyberia. Because God knows -- he needs your company.