Book excerpt: Another politically incorrect, comprehensively unscientific and exceptionally funny "guidebook" from bestselling author Simon Kilpatrick. This time, the racist's guide travels to the United States of America to parody and poke fun at the greatest nation on earth...in the process it reveals the answer to many of that country's pressing racial issues, such as: Why do American Whites prefer Black babies when adopting? What is a Mexican's favorite fashion accessory? Are all Americans fat? What is an American's favorite toy? Why should you never ask an American for directions?