Book excerpt: Wypipowy ⦁ pi ⦁ po [ˈwī-pē-pō] 1. partly phonetic spelling of the words "White People."2. a mysterious species of humanoid organism originating from beyond space and time, from which all Caucasian people are descended.Ex. "Wypipo let their dogs kiss them on the mouth."Ex. 2. "Wypipo love calling the police on black folks minding their own business."BARBEQUE BECKY. PERMIT PATTY. POOL PATROL PAULA. White women in sunglasses are popping up all over the country, harassing black folks for the crime of minding their own business, and inevitably calling the police on them. Rookie Officer Mary Reeve is appalled by what's going on, and she is incensed that even members of her own family have had to deal with these strange, racist people who seem incapable of letting black people have a good time. But when Officer Reeve responds to a call from yet another thick white lady in sunglasses regarding what the caller insists is a burglary, the young policewoman discovers something more than just another privileged jerk exercising her hate muscle. Mary Reeve comes face to face with an embedded alien invasion that has been brewing unseen for thousands of years, and The Wypipo are ready to complete their evil plan.