Book excerpt: Wellness Orgasms are just like the real thing, only better. Join Ardell and Donovan as these established champions of healthy lifestyles promote their idea that life should be filled with the Wellness Orgasms of reason, exuberance, athleticism and liberty rather than the dysfunctional, dangerous and destructive miseries associated with faith, dogma and irrationality. Enjoy the ride as Ardell and Donovan explore why REAL wellness goes way beyond disease prevention to a state where happiness, joy and love are secured by embracing nature, science, personal responsibility, exceptional mind and body fitness and freedom. Consider their idea that a fun way to live well and die healthy is to create a life rich in experiences and in harmony with others, while joyfully accepting there are no gods, heaven or hell and that life is meaningless and preposterously brief. Orgasms, wellness orgasms, that is, have never sounded so wholesome, so appealing or so practical.