Book excerpt: Everyone delights in wordplay! Whether it’s the love of words or the love of a good laugh, this book will keep you laughing. Keep it around—in your bathroom, at a party—it will make sure you smile and laugh out loud at least once a day. Where else would you find these jewels… When there’s a sale on tennis balls, it’s first come, first serve. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Why does the Pope travel so much? Because he’s a roamin’ Catholic. What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The Grape Wall of China! O-pun the door to hundreds of goodies that will have you howling or groaning, but certainly—like the surgery patient—in stitches.