Book excerpt: Great Gift For UCLA students & alumni! Funny Gag Gift For USC alumni & students! Finally, after years of research and thousands of alumni interviews, all of the reasons that USC University is better than UCLA University compiled. As you will see, there aren't any! This mostly blank 102-page book is guaranteed to give the UCLA-lover (or USC-hater) in your life a big guffaw. Marvelous for Bruin alumni offices or a proud Grandma's kitchen table! Makes a perfect gift for a UCLA student or a recent Bruin grad! USC folks are welcome to write in the reasons they love your school to turn this parody book USC-positive!