Book excerpt: Beware once you cross this threshold, there's no going back. Experience 20 different tales of dread and despair that will have your heart pounding, and your mind drifting through gateways of things not of this world. Relinquish your understanding of fear at the door, for the things that sprout forth from the minds of Suzie & Bruce Lockhart 2nd are far beyond the normal ideas of terror you've become accustomed to. HorrorLand will take you on a rollercoaster ride of insanity, from the undead, to the great deceiver himself! Around every corner, in every crack and crevice, you will encounter terror. You can't find sanctuary even in your own home...So why run? Would you strike a deal with death, hunt the things of shadow and substance, or seek revenge over justice? Come now, just one more step, to face your fears behind that looming, wrought iron gate. This is going to be one helluva of a show, and, in truth, now that you're here...I really can't let you go.