Book excerpt: In ""Apocalypse Procrastination Club,"" the sleepy town of Lastchance, USA, becomes the unlikely epicenter of a looming doomsday. Sarah Laterday, the club's president, valiantly attempts to motivate her ragtag group of misfits into action as the end of the world approaches. From a conspiracy-obsessed librarian to a doomsday prepper more interested in binge-watching TV than actual preparation, this motley crew stumbles through their apocalyptic checklist with hilarious results. As the days tick away in reverse countdown fashion, the town's residents find themselves caught in a whirlwind of botched preparations, misinterpreted prophecies, and ever-changing emergency siren tests. Through deadpan humor and laugh-out-loud situational comedy, the story explores the absurdity of societal expectations in the face of impending doom. Yet beneath the surface of this quirky tale lies a heartwarming exploration of friendship, community, and the importance of living in the moment – even when that moment might be your last.