Book excerpt: It’s the Miss Behaved experience that very organized, responsible, and dependable people secretly long to be irresponsible and artistic. Feckless and artistic people don’t care. But the responsible person can become more Miss Behaved. In fact, it is quite possible to even get in touch with your inner Miss Behaved child. Just tell your inner child to stop jumping on the good couch and read these Miss Behaved essays that include: The manly man’s guide to dance appreciation. What to expect when you enroll your children in beautiful, tasty, Camp Sugar Cereal. How to be the second wife without giving up the first husband. Why two-year-old children are never, ever, kidnapped. The Miss Behaved experience is fun, frivolous, feckless, and you will never look at the world the same way again. So break loose; eat cereal for dinner, forget your sibling’s birthday, skip the gym. If anyone asks, just explain you are being Miss Behaved. And when you’re ready for more (because excess is very Miss Behaved) meet us at www.missbehaved.com.