Book excerpt: In this deeply personal collection of poetry, writer Phil Cramp (the self-professed 'Gaylor Swift of his generation')delves into his diary of romantic exploits and unearths a trove of soured love affairs, embarrassing clunkers and passion-filled liaisons. Presented in three acts; Attraction, Heartbreak and Reflection, Phil recounts the experiences of an awkward heart as it attempts to navigate the highs and inevitable frustrations that come with dating the male species.