Book excerpt: Humans don't live here anymore. If you're not a vampire, werewolf, fairy, or zombie, you can't even cross the threshold into Broken Heart, Oklahoma. Weeeell … there's one way to enter this parakind community. You can open this book. It's dangerous, though. And if you get caught…it was nice knowing you. Muhahahahahahaha...coughcoughcough. Oh, nevermind. You'll be fine. Just stay away from the freaking zombies, okay?