Book excerpt: Every Family Has One - This Family Has Them All. Security officer Ruffles is hiding in the garage. He was writing a romantic fairy tale when the story started releasing love hormones, and turned his life into a comedy of errors. Can a random attention deficit disorder cause a good woman to lose track of time? Will we ever again have a sit down dinner? Why are the plates vanishing? How come that boy has Blueberry Pancakes in his pockets? This quirky tragicomedy looks into family care-taking, family hoarding, AA, OCD, ADHD, psoriasis, psoriatic arthritis, random impulse buying, writing disorders, boundary disputes, and other commonly misunderstood maladies of the day.