Book excerpt: After Beauty and the Beast… here is Bitch and the Dandy. And they are willing to go to extraordinary lengths to avoid fairytale clichés. Will the handsome Jude and the incorrigible Joe manage to find common ground – that isn’t full of landmines? Nothing is less certain. After the happy ending from Call Me Baby and Emmett and Sidonie’s upcoming wedding, Emma Green is about to play another trick on the heroes of Call Me Bitch: love. Call me Bitch by Emma Green: volume 6 of 6 Spin-off from Call me Baby – may be read separately.