Book excerpt: Cuntface - Swearing Sloth journal with 100 lined pages, ready for you to get a little creative now and then, with or without curse words. The cover shows a cute, adorable and offensive cursing sloth. This notebook is convenient in size to carry anywhere with you for writing, journaling, doodling and note taking. It's a hilarious gift for a friend or colleague who likes sarcasm and swearing. Surprise and shock them in a humoristic offending way and put a smile on their face. Grab one now, it's better than sending a card! Features Unique design with a funny offensive sloth Can be used as a diary, journal and notebook 100 ruled pages of lined paper High-quality white paper Professionally designed thick cover Perfect for gel, pen, ink, marker or pencils 6" x 9" dimensions; portable size for school, home or work This Cuntface - Swearing Sloth journal is the perfect (gag) book gift idea for birthdays, anniversaries, graduation, Labor Day, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, White Elephant, Yankee Swap, Secret Santa or any special occasion. This sarcastic journal notebook makes an hilarious gag gift for yourself or anyone special with a great sense of humor.