Book excerpt: Vietnamese girls are a minefield. A very hot minefield. We've got the hoochie-koochie, but we're also a load of trouble, and an enigma wrapped in a mystery. And a bowl of pho. We come on strong, then suddenly back away. We wear extremely revealing clothes, but faint at the mention of sex. And our college girls look like ladies of the night, while our ladies of the night look like college girls. Hey, it's Vietnam! It's Vietnamese dating culture. And this book is the complete guide to succeeding in it. Is it English practice or is it a date? Mack on college students without being creepy. Don't get catfished. Is there really no premarital sex? How to invite her to an evening of horizontal folk dancing. Different region of Vietnam, totally different culture. Catholic Vietnamese girls are a great dating choice, and it's not because of uniforms. English teachers aren't hot stuff. A businesswoman could be a very expensive girlfriend. Birth control, condoms, and everything else that makes your girlfriend blush. Dating Vietnamese Women details all the weirdnesses, expectations, turn-ons, and turn-offs of Vietnamese girls. We're weird, but we're worth it.