Book excerpt: Santa is on a mission he hasn't had a holiday in over forty years and even then he got banned and isn't allowed to set foot in the place. Mrs Santa wants a nice shopping holiday but Santa wants to party just like the old Prince song. Is America ready for them I think not because the rest of the family are going as well. So will Rudolph make their bail and will the snowman stop the next war. Beware the loonies are coming run to the hills and ask yourself the ultimate question. Why do we trust this man with our christmas presents